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Dribbles and Grits to Crumpets and Bollocks: Mommy Must Read Giveaway

Mommy Must Read Giveaway

I just met you, and, this is crazy, but here's my giveaway, so enter maybe?

I'm giving away a copy of my current favorite books by bloggers. This is the ultimate collection for moms, but I'm sure dads and kids and single people and cats would like it too. Dogs would probably think it's delicious. 

Anyway, the prize...


I Just Want to Pee Alone by Some Kick Ass Mom Bloggers including Insane in the Mom Brain (the Unicorn Whisperer), Rach Riot (Pilates Avoider), and Kelley's Break Room (Hand Boxes Extraordinaire) 


Moms Who Drink and Swear by Nicole Knepper, the Queen of Cussin

Parenting Gag Reel - Hilarious Writes and Wrongs: Take 26 (Life Well Blogged) (Volume 4) by Abbey Fatica and Monica Merrill Mylet

Clutter Diet by Lorie Marrero, professional organizer and Goodwill fashion model

Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson, blogging genius who can balance cats on her head.

and The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (batteries not included)

Now to point out how awesome the banana slicer is, here's a review from amazon.com...

I bought this for bananas then found lots of other ways to use this product. Works great as a Cat litter box scooper. When done just rinse it off and it's ready for slicing more bananas. I tried using it as a boomerang but no luck there , it just kept hitting the neighbors house. People have told me they used it as a self defense weapon so I bought another one and tied them together with a 12" chain and made a Legal set of nunchaku which work great for when walking late night in some bad areas. If someone approaches you and wants to take your wallet and you pull those slicer chucks out and start swinging them around , you know people will look at you with respect and then keep on walking. Well worth the price.

Other reviews have stated it saves marriages. I personally have found that it makes breastfeeding much easier.

So to enter to win these amazing books and The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, go to this Rafflecopter place at the bottom and start entering. There's a bunch of options. The important thing is the following...

I will be making sure you did what you say you did when it comes to facebook likes and comments; however, I can't be sure you actually flashed someone or danced nekkid in front of the mirror, so that's a total honor system. Don't get arrested or injured during the process, and I am not liable if you do, so embark on those entries with extreme caution because that's all on you. 

The Rafflecopter will be randomly picking the winner. You got 5 days to answer your email or what not or it goes somewhere else. I will announce the winner on this blog somewhere, so don't enter if you don't want your name anywhere. I think I have to provide a winner list by law to anyone who requests it making sure I'm all being legit with this, which by the way, I am. I'm too legit to quit. If you win, you do need to acknowledge you did so in writing. The Rocket non-scientists suggested that, so I am just blindly agreeing. All the terms are somewhere in the Rafflecopter. I might repeat it at the bottom. I doubt most of you would read that except for people ridin dirty. So you ridin dirtiers know, I ain't got shit to take, like the clothes off my back are from Walmart and don't match. If you are looking for an easy lawsuit, aim for people who have money because I'm a waste of time, like your mom was (ooooh, burn, wait, I just burned myself again). 

You can also share this page places so your friends can enter. I know you probably don't want the competition, but they might loan you out the book when they are done with it, AND they may enter by dancing nekkid or something, and you so totally want to read about that don't you? I would. Especially my hottie friends. 

And to Disclaim... The prizes I bought with my own money. Nothing was given away to me to do this. I had offers to receive free books for the giveaway when I approached the authors, but I already bought these by then, and I wanted to pay for it so you know I'm not giving away junk nobody else wanted. I'm not getting paid to mention these books or pimp out the wonderful geniuses behind the authors. The Bloggess also said you didn't have to like her page, but I added her anyway just because I can't deny you guys her page. 

And the prizes are as is. I bought new stuff, but if it has something wrong with it, you get it as is. If it smells funky when you get it, that's just my funk and I'm not sorry. My funk is awesome. If my kids destroy the prize before I can mail it out, you might be waiting a minute longer for it. 

And I totally reserve the right to change all the rules whenever I want for this because I'm the Queen Mad Hatter and that's what I do. I am fair though, like I'm not going to not giveaway these books because what am I going to do with two copies of them all? The banana slicer, I can make nunchucks, but I won't. I already have Chuck Norris fists. 

a Rafflecopter giveaway


___________________________________________________________________________________________

This giveaway is listed at All Things Bloggy.

Terms and Shit
 Sweepstakes Rules
NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. ALL FEDERAL, STATE, LOCAL, AND MUNICIPAL LAWS AND REGULATIONS APPLY. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.
1. Eligibility
Dribbles and Grits Mommy Must-Reads Give-Away (the Sweepstakes) is open to legal residents of the fifty (50) United States and the District of Columbia who are at least eighteen (18) years old at the time of entry. Employees of Dribbles and Grits and other companies associated with the promotion of the Sweepstakes, and their respective parents, subsidiaries, affiliates and advertising and promotion agencies as well as the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings, and children) and household members of each such employee are not eligible. The Sweepstakes is subject to federal, state, and local laws and regulations.
2. Sponsor
The Sweepstakes is sponsored by Dribbles and Grits and GabbySol Neterprise.
3. Agreement to Official Rules
Participation in the Sweepstakes constitutes entrants full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon being compliant with these Official Rules and fulfilling all other requirements set forth herein.
4. Sweepstakes Period
The Sweepstakes begins on May 26, 2013 at 12:00 AM EST and ends on May 31, 2013 at 11:59 PM EST (the Sweepstakes Period). Entries that are submitted before or after the Sweepstakes Period will be disqualified. Submissions will be accepted for the duration of the Sweepstakes using any of the following methods: Online Sweepstakes.
5. How to Enter Online: This method of entry will be available by visiting our website (www.dribblesngrits.com) and following the directions provided to fill out the entry information, and submit.
6. Prize Drawing
On or about June 03, 2013, the Sponsor will select potential winners in a random drawing from among all eligible entries received. The odds of being selected depend on the number of entries received. The Sponsor will attempt to notify the potential winner via email (or other method if applicable) on or about May 27, 2013. If the potential winner cannot be contacted within five (5) days after the date of the first attempt to contact him/her, the Sponsor may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from the remaining non-winning, eligible entries.
7. Winner Notification
The potential winners will be notified by email, mail or phone. Each potential Grand and First Prize winner (parent/legal guardian if a minor in his/her state of residence) will be required to complete, electronically sign and submit a Declaration of Compliance within five (5) days of the date notice or attempted notice is sent, in order to claim his/her prize. If a potential winner cannot be contacted, or fails to submit the Declaration of Compliance within the required time period (if applicable), or prize is returned as undeliverable, potential winner forfeits prize. If the potential winner is at least 18 but still considered a minor in his/her jurisdiction of residence, Sponsor reserves the right to award the prize in the name of his/her parent or legal guardian, who will be required to sign the Declaration of Compliance on the potential winners behalf and fulfill any other requirements imposed on winner set forth herein. Potential winners must continue to comply with all terms and conditions of these Official Rules, and winning is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements. In the event that a potential winner is disqualified for any reason, Sponsor will award the applicable prize to an alternate winner by random drawing from among all remaining eligible entries. Only three (3) alternate drawings will be held, after which the prize will remain un-awarded. Prizes will be fulfilled approximately 8-10 weeks after the conclusion of the Sweepstakes.
8. Prizes
Prize: A collection of books including Moms Who Drink and Swear, I Just Want to Pee Alone, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Gag Reel, and The Clutter Diet, and a banana slicer (the banana slicer isn't a book).
9. General Conditions
In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Sweepstakes is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, bug, worm, unauthorized human intervention or other technical problem, or in the event the Sweepstakes is unable to run as planned for any other reason, as determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either (a) suspend the Sweepstakes to address the impairment and then resume the Sweepstakes in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules or (b) terminate the Sweepstakes and, in the event of termination, award the prize at random from among the eligible, non-suspect entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Sweepstakes or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner.
Any attempt by any person to damage the website or undermine the legitimate operation of the Sweepstakes may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages (including attorneys fees) and any other remedies from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. Failure by the Sponsor to enforce any provision of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision.
10.    Release and Limitations of Liability By participating in the Sweepstakes, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Sponsor, and each of their respective parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, advertising and promotion agencies, other companies associated with the Sweepstakes, and each of their respective officers, directors, employees, shareholders, representatives, and agents (the Released Parties) from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Sweepstakes or receipt or use of the prize (including any travel or activity related thereto), including, but not limited to: (a) any technical errors associated with the Sweepstakes, including lost, interrupted or unavailable Internet Service Provider (ISP), network, server, wireless service provider, or other connections, availability or accessibility or miscommunications or failed computer, satellite, telephone, cellular tower or cable transmissions, lines, or technical failure or jumbled, scrambled, delayed, or misdirected transmissions or computer hardware or software malfunctions, failures or difficulties; (b) unauthorized human intervention in the Sweepstakes; (c) mechanical, network, electronic, computer, human, printing or typographical errors; (d)application downloads, (e) any other errors or problems in connection with the Sweepstakes, including, without limitation, errors that may occur in the administration of the Sweepstakes, the announcement of the winner, the cancellation or postponement of the event and/or the flyover, if applicable, the incorrect downloading of the application the processing of entries application downloadsor in any Sweepstakes-related materials; or (f) injury, death, losses or damages of any kind, to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrants participation in the Sweepstakes or acceptance, receipt or misuse of the prize (including any travel or activity related thereto). Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Released Parties liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Sweepstakes, and in no event shall the entrant be entitled to receive attorneys fees. Released Parties are also not responsible for any incorrect or inaccurate information, whether caused by site users, tampering, hacking, or by any equipment or programming associated with or utilized in the Sweepstakes. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.
11.    Disputes Except where prohibited, each entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Sweepstakes or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action, and exclusively by the appropriate court located in West Virginia. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrants rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsor in connection with the Sweepstakes, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of West Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules, which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than West Virginia.

12. Privacy Information collected from entrants is subject to sponsors privacy policy.
13. Winner List

To request the name of the winner, email untouchable.cant.touch.this@gmail.com or use the form on the dribblesngrits website. Winner List requests will only be accepted after the promotion end date (listed above). 

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Dribbles and Grits to Crumpets and Bollocks: Mommy Must Read Giveaway

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Mommy Must Read Giveaway

I just met you, and, this is crazy, but here's my giveaway, so enter maybe?

I'm giving away a copy of my current favorite books by bloggers. This is the ultimate collection for moms, but I'm sure dads and kids and single people and cats would like it too. Dogs would probably think it's delicious. 

Anyway, the prize...


I Just Want to Pee Alone by Some Kick Ass Mom Bloggers including Insane in the Mom Brain (the Unicorn Whisperer), Rach Riot (Pilates Avoider), and Kelley's Break Room (Hand Boxes Extraordinaire) 


Moms Who Drink and Swear by Nicole Knepper, the Queen of Cussin

Parenting Gag Reel - Hilarious Writes and Wrongs: Take 26 (Life Well Blogged) (Volume 4) by Abbey Fatica and Monica Merrill Mylet

Clutter Diet by Lorie Marrero, professional organizer and Goodwill fashion model

Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson, blogging genius who can balance cats on her head.

and The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (batteries not included)

Now to point out how awesome the banana slicer is, here's a review from amazon.com...

I bought this for bananas then found lots of other ways to use this product. Works great as a Cat litter box scooper. When done just rinse it off and it's ready for slicing more bananas. I tried using it as a boomerang but no luck there , it just kept hitting the neighbors house. People have told me they used it as a self defense weapon so I bought another one and tied them together with a 12" chain and made a Legal set of nunchaku which work great for when walking late night in some bad areas. If someone approaches you and wants to take your wallet and you pull those slicer chucks out and start swinging them around , you know people will look at you with respect and then keep on walking. Well worth the price.

Other reviews have stated it saves marriages. I personally have found that it makes breastfeeding much easier.

So to enter to win these amazing books and The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, go to this Rafflecopter place at the bottom and start entering. There's a bunch of options. The important thing is the following...

I will be making sure you did what you say you did when it comes to facebook likes and comments; however, I can't be sure you actually flashed someone or danced nekkid in front of the mirror, so that's a total honor system. Don't get arrested or injured during the process, and I am not liable if you do, so embark on those entries with extreme caution because that's all on you. 

The Rafflecopter will be randomly picking the winner. You got 5 days to answer your email or what not or it goes somewhere else. I will announce the winner on this blog somewhere, so don't enter if you don't want your name anywhere. I think I have to provide a winner list by law to anyone who requests it making sure I'm all being legit with this, which by the way, I am. I'm too legit to quit. If you win, you do need to acknowledge you did so in writing. The Rocket non-scientists suggested that, so I am just blindly agreeing. All the terms are somewhere in the Rafflecopter. I might repeat it at the bottom. I doubt most of you would read that except for people ridin dirty. So you ridin dirtiers know, I ain't got shit to take, like the clothes off my back are from Walmart and don't match. If you are looking for an easy lawsuit, aim for people who have money because I'm a waste of time, like your mom was (ooooh, burn, wait, I just burned myself again). 

You can also share this page places so your friends can enter. I know you probably don't want the competition, but they might loan you out the book when they are done with it, AND they may enter by dancing nekkid or something, and you so totally want to read about that don't you? I would. Especially my hottie friends. 

And to Disclaim... The prizes I bought with my own money. Nothing was given away to me to do this. I had offers to receive free books for the giveaway when I approached the authors, but I already bought these by then, and I wanted to pay for it so you know I'm not giving away junk nobody else wanted. I'm not getting paid to mention these books or pimp out the wonderful geniuses behind the authors. The Bloggess also said you didn't have to like her page, but I added her anyway just because I can't deny you guys her page. 

And the prizes are as is. I bought new stuff, but if it has something wrong with it, you get it as is. If it smells funky when you get it, that's just my funk and I'm not sorry. My funk is awesome. If my kids destroy the prize before I can mail it out, you might be waiting a minute longer for it. 

And I totally reserve the right to change all the rules whenever I want for this because I'm the Queen Mad Hatter and that's what I do. I am fair though, like I'm not going to not giveaway these books because what am I going to do with two copies of them all? The banana slicer, I can make nunchucks, but I won't. I already have Chuck Norris fists. 

a Rafflecopter giveaway


___________________________________________________________________________________________

This giveaway is listed at All Things Bloggy.

Terms and Shit
 Sweepstakes Rules
NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. ALL FEDERAL, STATE, LOCAL, AND MUNICIPAL LAWS AND REGULATIONS APPLY. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.
1. Eligibility
Dribbles and Grits Mommy Must-Reads Give-Away (the Sweepstakes) is open to legal residents of the fifty (50) United States and the District of Columbia who are at least eighteen (18) years old at the time of entry. Employees of Dribbles and Grits and other companies associated with the promotion of the Sweepstakes, and their respective parents, subsidiaries, affiliates and advertising and promotion agencies as well as the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings, and children) and household members of each such employee are not eligible. The Sweepstakes is subject to federal, state, and local laws and regulations.
2. Sponsor
The Sweepstakes is sponsored by Dribbles and Grits and GabbySol Neterprise.
3. Agreement to Official Rules
Participation in the Sweepstakes constitutes entrants full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon being compliant with these Official Rules and fulfilling all other requirements set forth herein.
4. Sweepstakes Period
The Sweepstakes begins on May 26, 2013 at 12:00 AM EST and ends on May 31, 2013 at 11:59 PM EST (the Sweepstakes Period). Entries that are submitted before or after the Sweepstakes Period will be disqualified. Submissions will be accepted for the duration of the Sweepstakes using any of the following methods: Online Sweepstakes.
5. How to Enter Online: This method of entry will be available by visiting our website (www.dribblesngrits.com) and following the directions provided to fill out the entry information, and submit.
6. Prize Drawing
On or about June 03, 2013, the Sponsor will select potential winners in a random drawing from among all eligible entries received. The odds of being selected depend on the number of entries received. The Sponsor will attempt to notify the potential winner via email (or other method if applicable) on or about May 27, 2013. If the potential winner cannot be contacted within five (5) days after the date of the first attempt to contact him/her, the Sponsor may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from the remaining non-winning, eligible entries.
7. Winner Notification
The potential winners will be notified by email, mail or phone. Each potential Grand and First Prize winner (parent/legal guardian if a minor in his/her state of residence) will be required to complete, electronically sign and submit a Declaration of Compliance within five (5) days of the date notice or attempted notice is sent, in order to claim his/her prize. If a potential winner cannot be contacted, or fails to submit the Declaration of Compliance within the required time period (if applicable), or prize is returned as undeliverable, potential winner forfeits prize. If the potential winner is at least 18 but still considered a minor in his/her jurisdiction of residence, Sponsor reserves the right to award the prize in the name of his/her parent or legal guardian, who will be required to sign the Declaration of Compliance on the potential winners behalf and fulfill any other requirements imposed on winner set forth herein. Potential winners must continue to comply with all terms and conditions of these Official Rules, and winning is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements. In the event that a potential winner is disqualified for any reason, Sponsor will award the applicable prize to an alternate winner by random drawing from among all remaining eligible entries. Only three (3) alternate drawings will be held, after which the prize will remain un-awarded. Prizes will be fulfilled approximately 8-10 weeks after the conclusion of the Sweepstakes.
8. Prizes
Prize: A collection of books including Moms Who Drink and Swear, I Just Want to Pee Alone, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Gag Reel, and The Clutter Diet, and a banana slicer (the banana slicer isn't a book).
9. General Conditions
In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Sweepstakes is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, bug, worm, unauthorized human intervention or other technical problem, or in the event the Sweepstakes is unable to run as planned for any other reason, as determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either (a) suspend the Sweepstakes to address the impairment and then resume the Sweepstakes in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules or (b) terminate the Sweepstakes and, in the event of termination, award the prize at random from among the eligible, non-suspect entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Sweepstakes or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner.
Any attempt by any person to damage the website or undermine the legitimate operation of the Sweepstakes may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages (including attorneys fees) and any other remedies from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. Failure by the Sponsor to enforce any provision of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision.
10.    Release and Limitations of Liability By participating in the Sweepstakes, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Sponsor, and each of their respective parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, advertising and promotion agencies, other companies associated with the Sweepstakes, and each of their respective officers, directors, employees, shareholders, representatives, and agents (the Released Parties) from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Sweepstakes or receipt or use of the prize (including any travel or activity related thereto), including, but not limited to: (a) any technical errors associated with the Sweepstakes, including lost, interrupted or unavailable Internet Service Provider (ISP), network, server, wireless service provider, or other connections, availability or accessibility or miscommunications or failed computer, satellite, telephone, cellular tower or cable transmissions, lines, or technical failure or jumbled, scrambled, delayed, or misdirected transmissions or computer hardware or software malfunctions, failures or difficulties; (b) unauthorized human intervention in the Sweepstakes; (c) mechanical, network, electronic, computer, human, printing or typographical errors; (d)application downloads, (e) any other errors or problems in connection with the Sweepstakes, including, without limitation, errors that may occur in the administration of the Sweepstakes, the announcement of the winner, the cancellation or postponement of the event and/or the flyover, if applicable, the incorrect downloading of the application the processing of entries application downloadsor in any Sweepstakes-related materials; or (f) injury, death, losses or damages of any kind, to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrants participation in the Sweepstakes or acceptance, receipt or misuse of the prize (including any travel or activity related thereto). Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Released Parties liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Sweepstakes, and in no event shall the entrant be entitled to receive attorneys fees. Released Parties are also not responsible for any incorrect or inaccurate information, whether caused by site users, tampering, hacking, or by any equipment or programming associated with or utilized in the Sweepstakes. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.
11.    Disputes Except where prohibited, each entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Sweepstakes or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action, and exclusively by the appropriate court located in West Virginia. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrants rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsor in connection with the Sweepstakes, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of West Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules, which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than West Virginia.

12. Privacy Information collected from entrants is subject to sponsors privacy policy.
13. Winner List

To request the name of the winner, email untouchable.cant.touch.this@gmail.com or use the form on the dribblesngrits website. Winner List requests will only be accepted after the promotion end date (listed above). 

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17 Comments:

At May 26, 2013 at 2:32 PM , Blogger Jessie said...

Did a little nekkid dancing to holla back girl.... and we totally did our good deed today by putting flags on veteran graves. :)

 
At May 26, 2013 at 7:20 PM , Blogger Thalia Miller said...

My good deed today was pulling my car over to pick up a wayward turtle from the street and setting him to the side ditch so that no one would run him over. At first I tried to scoot him because I wasn't sure if he was a snapping turtle but his little foot was hopping along seemingly trying to keep up and my hubby thought I was being cruel. Even though I'm pretty sure that shell is hard enough to withstand the boot scooting, I decided that I could probably pick him up without risking a snap since his little neck wasn't really long enough to reach around and grab me in his pinched mouth. Anyway, he's safe for now.

 
At May 27, 2013 at 2:19 PM , Blogger Michelle said...

My good deed for the day was getting off the sidewalk with my kids in the giant running stroller so people could walk by me. I know. I'm the wind beneath your wings.

 
At May 28, 2013 at 3:36 PM , Anonymous Anna said...

This is the best most hilarious giveaway comment ever. I did a little dance while getting dressed as my toddler sang "Wheels on the bus." Just another Tuesday morning over here.

 
At May 28, 2013 at 3:37 PM , Blogger Shannon Church said...

My good deed for the day was assisting a lady with a walker crossing Elgin Street, downtown Ottawa.

 
At May 28, 2013 at 7:50 PM , Anonymous Karla said...

Danced nekkid to Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, while flashing my husband random boob shots, and gave my cart at aldi to someone without taking their quarter. AND.. bought a lunch for a random person. Long story. Good one though

 
At May 28, 2013 at 8:02 PM , Blogger Daisy said...

My semi good deed was not screaming at the top of my lungs at my coworkers who can't quite grasp the concept of the time clock..

 
At May 28, 2013 at 8:06 PM , Blogger Daisy said...

Flashed my man while putting on deodorant this morning sexy!

 
At May 28, 2013 at 8:10 PM , Anonymous Robin Taylor said...

#1.Today, I flashed my husband. I learned in Sociology class that if you flash someone during a heated argument, the person being flashed instantly calms down and forgets why you were arguing in the first place. It's a brilliant tactic used to de-escalate a psychopath. It works. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often in the work place.

#2. I definitely danced nekkid in front of my full length mirror while I played the same music that was playing in the background during the famous Silence of the Lamb mirror dance scene. It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

#3. My good deed was streaming live my Silence of the Lamb dance for the entire world. I'm nice like that.

 
At May 28, 2013 at 8:22 PM , Blogger Rebecca Scarbrough said...

Flashed my man and he just looked at me and said "BOOBIES!!!". My good deed for the day was not murdering my neighbor for making my walls vibrate at 8:30am with his damn music, fyi I am not a morning person....I always dance around tge house nekkid only this time I forgot to close the livingroom blinds...oooppps....I was wondering why the guys were cheering and clapping...

 
At May 28, 2013 at 8:22 PM , Blogger Jill P. said...

I flashed the only one around......my dog. She wagged her tail and then barked and jumped over and over like those battery run dogs that bark and jump. She seemed to like it, so I did my "good deed" by doing it again. She repeated said actions from before, so I did it again. This could go on forever......

 
At May 28, 2013 at 8:28 PM , Blogger Jill P. said...

I danced Nekkid in front of the mirror....with my doggie watching.....singing "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" bark bark, the one with the waggily tail?" bark bark (It was a hit with my doggie, as you might have expected from previous post)

 
At May 28, 2013 at 8:45 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Flashed my husband as he was leaving for work. I do this on a daily basis bc I think its funny to give him a boner before work.

2. I never dance naked in front of the mirror. The applause coming from my flabby thighs last longer than I like.

3. Good deed of the day: I have not shot my step daughters dog, even though he has peed a small pond on my living room floor 3 times today.

 
At May 29, 2013 at 12:10 AM , Anonymous Ellie Gustafson said...

I love this giveaway, I want all of these things! Especially that damn banana slicer. I can't even tell you the banana-slicing callouses I have... My hubs was a little confused when I first flashed him, but then he suggested I do it again for my good deed. I did donate some money to the high school sports teams over the weekend, does that count? My husband was full of good ideas for other good deeds I could do though. I nekkid danced to that "hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog" song from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Don't judge. I may or may not have done the Goofy dance moves. Oh, I couldn't find The Bloggess' Facebook page! Am I missing something?

 
At May 29, 2013 at 11:19 AM , Blogger JoAnne Carlson said...

The flashing: Totally the best way to win a game of ping pong...he can't keep his eye on the ball when he's eyeing the girls, now can he? ;-)

The dancing: Gotta be drunk for this one (personally anyway, LOL - normally don't like looking at my flabby self any longer than necessary)...which could be why it happened on the same night as the flashing...? I'll leave the rest to the imagination...

The good deed: I'm not a stranger to good deeds, I'm a total believer in Karma & live by it. Besides, you get to live mostly guilt free when you do as many genuinely nice things as possible! So...today's good deed...? Neighbor having trouble getting car door open in the rain, held umbrella over her instead of myself so she could get her door open... Hey, my hair was gonna end up wet anyway, right? :-)

 
At May 29, 2013 at 11:21 AM , Blogger JoAnne Carlson said...

OK, totally forgot to put the song that was goin' on for the dancing, LOL... Song on the stereo was "Pour Some Sugar on Me" - yeah...totally cheesy, but totally fitting, right? ha ha...at least that's what my BF thought! ;-)

 
At May 29, 2013 at 6:47 PM , Blogger Untouchable said...

She is here https://www.facebook.com/jennythebloggess?fref=ts

It should link to her in the Rafflecopter. If you like the page and mark it as done in the Rafflecopter, you should be good to go.

 

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